The White Sox have a plan of tickets they market as the "Ozzie Plan"; it's 13 games that you can choose yourself, within certain groupings for all 13 dates.
This holiday season, they decided to use Ozzie himself to market the plan. This could be hilarious just on its face, but the video below has outtakes from the taping session. And this video and post are safe for work -- a couple of profanities were bleeped out. There's a larger version of the video after the jump, too.
Here's the fullsize video. Nice sweater, Ozzie.