Really? Mark Kotsay as DH? Really?

Apparently the White Sox have decided that Mark Kotsay is the new DH. Wow. Okay.

What’s next, Ozzie? At this point, maybe the White Sox should consider Southpaw for DH. I mean, he couldn’t really suck more than Omar Vizquel, right?

You know who I want to see as DH? A baby T-Rex. Sure, his skills in the field aren’t great, but, really, are they that much worse than Kotsay’s at third?

(via Big League Stew)