A day ago, I noted the back-and-forth, oft-juvenile bickering between Cubs and White Sox fans that has come to define Chicago's baseball culture. Today, a commercial starring NBC actors Nick Offerman and Craig Robinson showcased the phenomenon better than any amount of words ever could.

"Even our handsomely-coiffed ex-governor wouldn't try to sell a White Sox seat."

And with that, we are off. Check out the full commercial, after the jump...