Some things are just mind blowing ridiculous. Like Speed 2: Cruise Control, Nick Nolte's selection as People's "Sexiest Man Alive" in 1992 or the existence of the Chicago Curling Club. Like any good club, the CCC also has a monthly newsletter. And like any good Chicago newsletter since October, they also threw in a few pictures of Cubs President of Baseball Operations, Theo Epstein, curling. Wait, what? Juicy picture goodness following the jump.
"Lords and Ladies, may I present to you, Ryan Rowland-Smith."
"Thus, I Knight you, Sir Ryan Rowland-Smith."
It was also noted in the newsletter that the Chicago Cubs front office "demanded rematches" after the event, presumably because they lost.