The Real Jay Cutler, Kristin Cavallari, And Caleb Hanie Each Recognize @NotJayCutler

You may remember that we gave the @NotJayCutler Twitter account the official SB Nation Chicago co-sign a couple weeks back in a "Leftovers" column. Today, @NotJay reached the big time. After nearly 1,300 tweets and amassing over 25,000 followers, our boy finally earned the ear of someone close to the real Bears quarterback: his former fiance, Kristin Cavallari

Cavallari wrote at @NotJay "I know, give me some room to breathe", around 2 p.m., though she didn't respond to anything in particular. Looking at @NotJay's feed, our best guess was that it was in response to "In case you're wondering, yes I Tebow after sex".

"Tebowing"! This entire situation rules.

Just to make it clear for the history books: it was in the 1 p.m. hour that Jay Cutler, the real one, first tweeted at @NotJay. It is, to my knowledge, the first time Jay has ever recognized @NotJay. Y'all want the screencaps?

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Perhaps most hilarious of all was the role played by Caleb Hanie, the man who backs up Cutler on the Bears' depth chart. No. 12 didn't like @NotJay's second best tweet of the day (behind this one):

My favorite thing to do on bye weeks is Hanie's sister.

His response:

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On the comeback scale of 1 to Wilmer Valderrama in the short-lived MTV series  "Yo Mama", "...burn" rates as a solid 1.5. Step your joke game up, Caleb.

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