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The Bryan LaHair Infomercial

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Bryan LaHair clamored for more league-wide recognition after his home run barrage to start the season. He was forced to stoop to a new low: daytime advertising.

Derrick Rose Injury: The Five Stages of Grief

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Bummed about Derrick Rose's season-ending injury? A guide to help you understand your emotions.

Tony Campana's Career Opportunities

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In the late 1970s, everyone in London was unemployed, or close to it. The Clash released "Career Opportunities" in 1977 - a blistering condemnation of the working world. More specifically, the...

Celebrating 4/20 With Chicago's Premier Athletes

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DISCLAIMER: This article is not meant to glorify marijuana use or implicate any of the following players. I'm sure none of these fine athletes have ever taken part in this illegal activity,...

Carlos Zambrano: Ultimate Team Player

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It was a day like any other... Carlos Zambrano awoke from eight hours of blissful sleep to be greeted by his wife's smiling face - only the greatest feeling in the world. He headed downstairs to...

Marlon Byrd Struggles, New Tattoo is to Blame

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Marlon Byrd has started the season 1-21 (.048) at the plate, including 0 for his last 19. His at-bats thus far have resembled a long walk up an escalator going down. Surely, there's a good reason...

Petitioning the Back End of the Cubs Bullpen

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Cubs Fan- Carlos Marmol and Kerry Wood are professional relief pitchers who right now are entrusted with protecting leads and securing victories. They currently occupy roles many people say they...

With the Cubs, Everyday is a Winding Road

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